What did the magician say when he
| Rabbit jokes
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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One day, little
| Dirty jokes
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al
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Customer: Why doesn't this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
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Two police officers saw this old woman
| Old age jokes
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
| Easter jokes
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!