The swing doors of the Wild
| Cowboy jokes
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "I
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Why is a baby like an diamond?
| Baby jokes
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.
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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
| Bath jokes
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."
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Q: Why can't you hear a
| Music jokes
Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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What is another way to describe a cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!