Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
| Fishing jokes
Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they sw
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What do you put in a www.ashing
| Internet jokes
What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
| Elephant jokes
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
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What do dogs have that
| Dog jokes
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
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Teacher: Why are you pushing
| Internet jokes
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
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Q: Why can’t you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.