A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported
| Business jokes
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I
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The nurse who can smile when
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
| Ethnic jokes
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody
| Weather jokes
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Excuse me, a young fellow said to an older librarian, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers.” “Well,” replied the librarian, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”