A rather attractive woman

Why do the elephants have short tails

| Elephant jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by

| Pig jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.

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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

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A woman

| Dirty jokes

A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are

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Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” he replied. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. “I’m afraid I can’t,” breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room.”