Why are rivers lazy?
| Bed jokes
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
| Burger jokes
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
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What does Father Christmas call his money
| Christmas jokes
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?'
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Father: I want to take my girl our of this
| Parent jokes
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.
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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says “to be taken in water.”