The swing doors of the Wild

Q: What's Clinton doing to

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Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham

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Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. "Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, "What's you

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Fred: What's

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

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The New

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The New Drum by Major Headache

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The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. “All right!” he raged, “all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. “It was me, shrimp,” he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, “what about it?” “Oh, well, er,” stammered little Pete wretchedly, “all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?”