What does an aardvark get when he
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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A guy goes up to this girl
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
| Dog jokes
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
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Do you love me more than you love sleep?
| Humor jokes
Do you love me more than you love sleep? "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!