One day, little

What nationality is Santa Claus?

| Christmas jokes

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer

| Christmas jokes

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!

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What do you call a snake that informs the police

| Snake jokes

What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

| Blonde jokes

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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Q: What's a blonde's favorite

| Blonde jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

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One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?” “Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. “Hang on Dad!”, cries Mikey, “this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!”