Why are black cats such good singers?
| Cat jokes
Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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Where do snowmen keep their money ?
| Snowman jokes
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
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How do you know when an
| Accountant jokes
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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After a real crusher of a landing in
| Aviation jokes
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are sile
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.