Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
| Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
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Democrats get back at the Republicans on
| Political jokes
Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
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There was some mix-up with a
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze