Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
| Pig jokes
Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
| Hair and bald jokes
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Two really
| Old age jokes
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?". The second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit." So t
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How does a New York University psychology
| College jokes
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.