Why is Dick Clark a

Can you read Chinese? "Yes, but only

| Idiot and fool jokes

Can you read Chinese? "Yes, but only when it's printed in English."

[ read more ]

Why do computer teachers never get

| Computer jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[ read more ]

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

| Insect jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

[ read more ]

The sailor came home from a secret two year

| Marriage jokes

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Sam", he demanded. "No !" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked. "NO !!!" she

[ read more ]

What is a hamburger's

| Burger jokes

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

[ read more ]

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!