Two attorneys went into a

The Counselor was greeting the new

| Humor jokes

The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!

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A skunk family had two little skunks

| Various animal jokes

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for

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How can you shorten a bed?

| Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver

| Car and train jokes

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in

| Witch jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.