During the wedding
| Marriage jokes
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate
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Two Scots,
| Ethnic jokes
Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.
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What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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Joe decides to take
| Sport jokes
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there s
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!