Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?

Fred: Do you think I'm a fool?

| Idiot and fool jokes

Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?'

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Who does a ghoul fall in

| Humor jokes

Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.

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Why does the Hound of the

| Dog jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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McPherson walked

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McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. “Okay,” replied his father, “but don’t stand too close.”