If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
| Cowboy jokes
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered
| Restaurant jokes
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"
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A doctor and a nurse were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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An idiotic laborer was told by an
| Idiot and fool jokes
An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
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What did the stupid ghost do?
| Idiot and fool jokes
What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.
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What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.