Why are gold fish orange ?

What did Noah do while spending time on the

| Fishing jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

| Pig jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!

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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

| Insect jokes

What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

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When is your mind like a

| Bed jokes

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?

| Frog jokes

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

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Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !