yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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How many C++ programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
| Witch jokes
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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The police are looking for a
| Police jokes
The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he’s eating your lettuce.