Everybody on earth
| Heaven and hell jokes
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next
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Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
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Moses,
| Religious jokes
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in
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How did that bullfight come out?
| Cow jokes
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
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Did you hear about the TV show
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.
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‘Here’s a good book,’ said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. ‘How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. ‘No, thank you,’ said Mrs Monster. ‘My husband’s got two heads already. . .