A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
| Fishing jokes
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the
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A wife and her
| Humor jokes
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to ru
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
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What's an octopuses favourite latin
| Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
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What did the metric alien say ?
| Space jokes
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.