What do you get when you cross an Owl
| Dirty jokes
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What does a cat like
| Birthday jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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What did King Kong say when he saw the
| King Kong jokes
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
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A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: “Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I’m not eating is when I’m sleeping!”