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Two elderly Southern women are

| Dirty jokes

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"

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How did the blonde

| Blonde jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he

| Food jokes

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

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One of the bachelors in the

| Marriage jokes

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"

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How does a physicist exercise?

| Sport jokes

How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!

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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.