What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw

| Insect jokes

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."

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A woman was shopping in a

| Salesmen jokes

A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about prices these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto tires. After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obvi

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Monster: I'm so ugly.

| Beauty jokes

Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.

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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a

| Sport jokes

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

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Do buses and trains run on time?

| Bus jokes

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !