Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
| School jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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An old man was critically
| Lawyer jokes
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business!
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
| Teeth jokes
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it’s electrified.