Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
| Lawyer jokes
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
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After the fall in
| Marriage jokes
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a
| Ethnic jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a
| Computer jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his
| Snake jokes
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
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What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!