What's the worst thing about having to kiss
| Old age jokes
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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An old
| Old age jokes
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO!
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What fish is best to have in a boat?
| Fishing jokes
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
| Lawyer jokes
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?