How can you tell that
| Old age jokes
How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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Policeman: Why did you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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Q. What has
| Dirty jokes
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
| Insect jokes
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
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A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. “Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed. “What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor. “I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.” “What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor. “Pull,” said the patient.