Mother: What was the first thing you learned in

What person strives to ensure safety for

| Horse jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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What is a knight's favourite fish?

| Fishing jokes

What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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Q: Have you heard about the Irish

| Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.

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A nurse was

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."

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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a

| Bath jokes

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !