Did you hear about the sick ghost?
| Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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Little Johnny came home from school
| Children jokes
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroo
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Men are like animals:
| Men jokes
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, “You certainly will, and you’ll probably beat her too!”