Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
| Zoo jokes
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
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A man who was very
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "
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A realty salesman had just closed his first
| Salesmen jokes
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of sales
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions
| Music jokes
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna