Why is a dog like a baseball player?
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
| Witch jokes
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
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Why did the banana go out with the
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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Teacher: Why do you want to
| School jokes
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
| Police jokes
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that! ‘Oh, yes I can. the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!