Why did the toad become a
| Frog jokes
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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Q: What did the first stoplight say to
| Car and train jokes
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!
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What do you call an ant who skips school ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a
| Food jokes
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pi
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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.