What did the tooth say to the departing
| Dentist jokes
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
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What did the black cat say
| Cat jokes
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
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There's this guy who had been lost and
| Religious jokes
There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missi
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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
| Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
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A young man was walking into town one day when
| Police jokes
A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal light
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Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.