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| Fishing jokes

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the wate

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Tower: Shamu two-two, please

| Aviation jokes

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

| Mouse jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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| Sport jokes

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

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McAfee and Bracket were driving home

| Car and train jokes

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"

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What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.