Father: What did the
| School jokes
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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Two men were having a drink together.
| Vampire jokes
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.
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Q: How many Chinese Red Guards
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
| Cow jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!