There were three guys in a bar. Two are
| Marriage jokes
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoo
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What did the blonde say when she saw the
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
| Elephant jokes
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
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What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
| Insect jokes
What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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A policeman stops a car and suggests an
| Police jokes
A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn't working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.