The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
| Accountant jokes
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,
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Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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Did you hear about the argumentative
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
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I used to not get on with my
| Humor jokes
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
| Hair and bald jokes
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!