Teacher: “Name six

A person

| Marriage jokes

A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

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What hair style is a calf's favorite?

| Cow jokes

What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!

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What is a drill team?

| Dentist jokes

What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.

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'We're going to play elephants and

| Elephant jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !

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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

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Teacher: “Name six wild animals” Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”