Republicans help the poor during
| Political jokes
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
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Fred: I've
| School jokes
Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
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The Mafia was looking
| Business jokes
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he
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One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
| Blonde jokes
One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back
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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.