Who has the best website in the
| Internet jokes
Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.
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Q. How do you get down from an aerial
| Firefighter jokes
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
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A lady was
| Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of
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What are you doing?
| Dead and dying jokes
What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. “Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” “Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible.” The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. “Wow. Are you kidding?” “Yeah. But you started it.”