I'm not going back to school ever again
| School jokes
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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A little kid's in
| School jokes
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
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Teacher: Who can tell me where
| School jokes
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
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A bum asks a man for $2.
| Marriage jokes
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done anything crazy and wild in your life” and the old man said “yah, I have, I once made it with a peacock and I was wondering if your my son”