Q. What did one tornado say to the
| Weather jokes
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."
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Tower: Shamu two-two, please
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
| Blonde jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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What do you call a man who claps at
| Christmas jokes
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
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Why did the spotted pigs run away?
| Pig jokes
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !