How do vampires keep their breath smelling

Parachute Jumping

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Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween

| Halloween jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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Does your dog know how how to

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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.