Why was the headmaster
| School jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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What do blondes and beer bottles have in
| Blonde jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
| Biologist jokes
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class.
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
| Aviation jokes
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit
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What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !