My husband’s business is rather up-and-down

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

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Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

| Blonde jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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What's the difference between a monster

| Monster jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

| Pig jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.

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My husband’s business is rather up-and-down – he makes yo-yos.