A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
| Women jokes
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
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While
| Dirty jokes
While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the ai
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At night court, a man was brought in and set
| Judge jokes
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
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A weather forecaster took a job in another
| Journalist jokes
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
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What’s the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.