What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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A travel agent looked up from his
| Travel and tourist jokes
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He
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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
| Fishing jokes
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hoo
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
| Frog jokes
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
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Judge: All your responses to the questions must
| Judge jokes
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
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Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.