There were three guys in a bar. Two are

A family of ducks were

| Baby jokes

A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom

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How many Java programmers does it take to

| Computer jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair

| Dirty jokes

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said,

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Q: What can strike a blonde without her

| Blonde jokes

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of

| Bird jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

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There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez “Well… What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?” “Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed ! “What happened then ?” they asked, almost in unison. “Well, then she said, ‘Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man ! ” he admitted.