Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
| Money jokes
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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An angel appears at a faculty
| College jokes
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a
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Why did the teacher decide to become an
| Humor jokes
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack
| Sport jokes
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
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Nigel: You said
| Dentist jokes
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?